Chapter Three.js :D
"Hewo :3"
Does Umah allso puurrrr for her humans ??? ))))))) HahaahhaahahahahHahahahahah :)))))
And allow them to 'počuhaty za vyškom' jiji??? :))))) Za jiji pointy vampiric vyškom... :)))
Just imagine!!!!!
Umah: catgirl ears attached Hey, hoooman :) hellooouuew :)))
Hooman in question: Mylady, it is a great pleasure to meet you in high health and a great spirit!!!
Umah: Ohhh, another flatterer :))) Meooowww :)
Hooman: confused to death Have I done something wrong??? Please forgive me...
Umah: In need you to pet me :)))
I want headpats :)))
Pwwwwease :)
Hooman: Are you ok, mylady?
Umah: uugghhh. rolled eyes, but end in understanding, in ancient draconic RELAX.
Hooman: Ohh, maybe she don't want to harm me, she just in playful mood, i better help her :) Mylady, do you want to ...p... Pet you??? closes eyes, expecting a death strike
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Nothing happens...
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Hooman: opens hesitantly one eye Does not see Umah immediately
Umah: Meeowww!
Hooman: feels cat-like brushing against his calves and side of leg below the knees... Mylady, what are you doing...??? confused even more
Umah: MEOOOWWW!!!!! Annoyed, demanding meow, and presenting her head for obvious to her only reasons
Hooman: Do you... Mylady, so you want me to headpat you? reaching hesitantly with his hand
Umah: muurrr
Hooman: well, ok, if she wants, who am i to complain. Pets her lightly, carefully Your hair feels very smooth, Mylady, if you allow me to comment.
Umah: turns head slightly, presents her pointy ear Muuurrrrrrr
Hooman: oh my, her ears! I better be more careful... You want me to... To touch your ears? Ahh! Silly me, please forgive me stupidity, your highness, you just want to be treated like a cat for a second, and want me to scratch your behind your ears... Right??? :))) I hope I'm right, and she will not bite off my hand...
Umah: pppuuuurrrrrrrrrr, purring in pure bliss 👸👂🧛
Hooman: I hope she will nit kill me for this transgression Mylady, please, allow me to introduce myself...
Umah: continues to purrrrrrrrr
Hooman: I don't know if your remember my name, but it is Jacob. Jacob Frencis.
Umah: ppuiirr Like San Fran Cisco??? :))) or San puuuurrrr Cisco??? Are you a programmer??? :)))
Jacob: No, my fairest lady. I am a dirt shoveler... I tend to horses on a nearby farm. And I love my job. I love tending to horses...
Umah: Uuuew grooss, whu didn't you told me earlier ??? :))) have you washed your hands????? judging face, but playfully Miss Chievous :)))
Jacob: realizing a mistake, that can cost him his existence Ohh, forgive me! Forgive me, my lady! What a dirty beast I am! How could I allowed myself to touch you... Sorry. Yes, of course I washed my hands... They are clean, cause I was going to a shop here in Meridian. I needed to buy a tree seeds. For my garden...
Forgive me, your majest- ... removes hands
Umah: hiseess hhsss intentionally headbuttting his palm
Jacob: ohh, i misjudged the situation You, you want to continue? ...okay, headpats her more, in a wholesome, thoughtful way, like he does to all his cats on a farm...
Umah: pppuuurrrrrr You may never tell a soul about this ...
Jacob: understands the real threat, under the politeness, but care About what, Mylady? I just met a cat today... Decided to pet her... A nice little kitty... Nothing weird... Nothing happened out if ordinary whatsoever... Just a usual day in city. scratches her behind second pointy ear
Umah: puurrrrr Smart boy... I like you... Aahhh... Unfortunately, it's time for me to go... It was pleasure to meet you ... Byyyye!!! Sends a flying kiss ;)
Jacob: wow, what a lady! I thought i was in trouble, but she just wanted a headpat What a strange day today! :))) But it is a pleasure to meet you too! Chao! See you later!!!
